1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a question？
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
8、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。
If you use the beauty trick, I will.
9、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。
Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
10、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。
People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
11、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
12、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
13、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。
I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesnt agree.
14、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。
Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
15、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。
Its too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
16、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。
Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.
17、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.
18、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。
Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
19、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。
I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.
20、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
Dont fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
21、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
22、生活不止当下的`苟且，还有前任的请帖。
Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
23、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。
What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
24、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
Other peoples money is my property.
25、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳。
Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.
26、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角。
My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death cant be the protagonist.
27、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞。
Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.
28、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。
When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
29、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！
Dont call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
30、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
If you want to live in the world, youd better be a bachelor!
31、我有辣条和酒，就问你跟不跟我走。
If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.
32、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
Ive given up breakfast since summer vacation.
33、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。
It doesnt matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.
34、不能自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。
Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
35、新生开学典礼，净是讲废话。
Freshmens opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.
36、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的。
That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.
37、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念。
All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
38、黄瓜在于拍，人生在于嗨。
Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.
39、你若安好，我便备胎到老。
If youre OK, Ill spare the tire till Im old.
40、有钱就败家，没钱就拜神。
If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.
41、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
The people I like are all on the hard disk.
42、我自横刀向天笑，笑完之后去睡觉！
I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing!
43、格式化自己，只为删除你。
Format yourself just to you.
44、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了。
A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.
45、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
Ill beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
46、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
47、作弊不要慌，逮着就要装。
Dont panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.
48、我练过气功，可以把人气死。
I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.
49、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
Come back quickly, I cant come alone!
50、睡前一定要去夜宵，这样才不会做饿梦。
Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.
51、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
52、熬最深的夜，脱最多的发。
The deepest night, the most hair.
53、请不要对我发誓，我怕你被劈死。
Please dont swear to me, Im afraid you will be chopped to death.
54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。
There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
55、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.
56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死。
Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.
57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。
Im not supposed to eat at my age.
58、你们都好搞笑，是我太笨。
Youre all funny. Im stupid.
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
无论是晴天或是阴天。 无论是冷或是暖， 不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。
9. amid the mists and coldest frosts,with barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts, and still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻， 手腕儿空空，话儿涌，
只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰。
10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton. 巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。
11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。
12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。
14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。
15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
For a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
17. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。
18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets? 如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？
19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
20. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite. 如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。
21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.
特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。
22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。
23. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯条)
"Are you there?"是什么意思呢？是说“你在那里吗？”其实不尽然，一起来看一下吧。
1.As luck would have it, he was caught by the teacher again. 不幸的是,他又一次被老师逮个正着。
2.She held the little boy by the right hand.
她抓着小男孩的右手。(这里用"by"与用"with"意思区别很大。)
3.Are you there?
等于句型:Do you follow me?
4.If you think he is a good man, think again.
如果你认为他是好人，那你就大错特错了。
5.If my mother had known of it she'd have died a second time. 要是我妈妈知道了，她会从棺材里爬起来。
6.That took his breath away.
他大惊失色。（很形象的说法啊~）
7.Rubber easily gives way to pressure.
橡胶很容易变形。
8.The elevator girl reads between passengers.
开电梯的姑娘在没有乘客时看书。
between=without，相同用法: She modeled between roles. 她不演戏时去客串下模特。
9.Students arestill arriving.
学生还没有到齐。
10.I must not stay here and do nothing.
我不能什么都不做待在这儿。
11.They went away as wise as they came.
他们一无所获。（这句有点意料之外，不过仔细一想貌似的确有道理啊~）
12.I won't do it to save my life.
我死也不会做。
13.Nonsense, I don't think his painting is any better than yours. 胡说，我认为他的画比你好不到哪去。（好吧??原来是说两个人画得都不咋样??）
14.Traditionally, Italian presidents have been seen and not heard. 从传统上看，意大利总统有名无权。
15.Work once and work twice.
一次得手，再次不愁。
16.You don't want to do that.
你不应该去做。
17.My grandfather is nearly 90 and in his second childhood. 我祖父快90岁了，什么事都需要别人来做。
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names.
不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.
毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
