美式幽默的英文短句汇聚66条

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美式幽默的英文短句汇聚66条

1.Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

3.Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

4.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

6.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

11."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.

12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

13."Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.

14."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.

15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

16.When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

17.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

18.Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你,就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词,第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词,引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词,引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起,否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思,后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?

这是一句回文句,顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7. 2B or not 2B, that is a question?

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是:To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭,那是一个问题。)

8、你若使用美人儿计,我就将计就计。

If you use the beauty trick, I will.

9、人生像打电话,不是你先挂就是我先挂。

Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.

10、人有三千烦恼丝,我只有一千五。

People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.

11、钱不是问题,问题是没钱!

Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

12、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。

I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.

13、我有一颗早起的心,可我的被窝不同意。

I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesnt agree.

14、相爱没有那么容易,每个人有他的鼻涕。

Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.

15、这天真的是太热了,想找个人冷战几天。

Its too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.

16、两耳不闻窗外事,一心只读电子书。

Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.

17、跌倒了站起来,换个好看的姿势再倒下。

Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.

18、他人笑我穿得厚,我笑他人冻得透。

Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.

19、想跟你在一起,把蠢传给你。

I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.

20、别和我谈恋爱,虚伪,有本事咱俩结婚。

Dont fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.

21、累么?累就对了,舒服是留给死人的。

Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.

22、生活不止当下的`苟且,还有前任的请帖。

Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.

23、你有什么资格说我胖,你请我吃过什么。

What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.

24、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。

Other peoples money is my property.

25、是金子总会发光,要不然就会游泳。

Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.

26、我的心是墓穴,怕死的都当不了主角。

My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death cant be the protagonist.

27、青楼满座,是因为人心寂寞。

Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.

28、待你长发及腰,送你一把剪刀。

When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.

29、不要叫我宅女,请叫我居里夫人!

Dont call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!

30、要在江湖混,最好是光棍!

If you want to live in the world, youd better be a bachelor!

31、我有辣条和酒,就问你跟不跟我走。

If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.

32、自从放了暑假,我就把早餐给戒了。

Ive given up breakfast since summer vacation.

33、脑袋空不要紧,关键是不进水。

It doesnt matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.

34、不能自拔的,除了牙齿,还有爱情。

Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

35、新生开学典礼,净是讲废话。

Freshmens opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.

36、那小子,敢不喜欢我,纯属找抽型的。

That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.

37、对星期一各种讨厌,对星期五各种怀念。

All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.

38、黄瓜在于拍,人生在于嗨。

Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.

39、你若安好,我便备胎到老。

If youre OK, Ill spare the tire till Im old.

40、有钱就败家,没钱就拜神。

If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

41、我喜欢的人,都在硬盘里。

The people I like are all on the hard disk.

42、我自横刀向天笑,笑完之后去睡觉!

I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing!

43、格式化自己,只为删除你。

Format yourself just to you.

44、男子无才便是德,那我一定是太缺德了。

A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.

45、打你就打你,还要挑日子吗?

Ill beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?

46、您复杂的五官,掩饰不了您朴素的智商。

Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.

47、作弊不要慌,逮着就要装。

Dont panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.

48、我练过气功,可以把人气死。

I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.

49、你快回来,我一人忽悠不来!

Come back quickly, I cant come alone!

50、睡前一定要去夜宵,这样才不会做饿梦。

Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.

51、咸鱼翻身,还是咸鱼。

Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

52、熬最深的夜,脱最多的发。

The deepest night, the most hair.

53、请不要对我发誓,我怕你被劈死。

Please dont swear to me, Im afraid you will be chopped to death.

54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。

There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.

55、你要是鲜花,以后牛都不敢拉屎了。

If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.

56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐,被麻婆一刀捅死。

Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.

57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。

Im not supposed to eat at my age.

58、你们都好搞笑,是我太笨。

Youre all funny. Im stupid.

唯美,唯其美丽的意思吧,就是美丽的意思,但是比美丽意境还要深远,还要纯净。下面是关于英文唯美的句子的内容,欢迎阅读!

英文唯美的句子1

1、Who is able to be egotistical needs to be strong too.

有本事任性的人,也要有本事坚强。

2、There's always that one song that brings back old memories。

总有那么一首歌,让你陷入深深的回忆。

3、Happiness is when the desolated soul meets love。

幸福是孤寂的灵魂遭遇爱的邂逅

4、Time will abandon those funny oath, until we also agree.

时间会摒弃那些滑稽的誓言,直至我们也苟同。

5、Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest.

把我放进你的记忆里,不要管其他的。

6、Very need you, just like the dandelion need the breeze.

很需要你,就像蒲公英需要微风。

7、Don't fear you forsake, just afraid of losing you.

不是怕你丢弃,只是怕失去你

8、Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.

生活从未变得轻松,是你在一点一点变得坚强。

9、Why is this once, only once in without you.

为什么又是这样的曾经,只不过曾经里没有你。

10、Sometimes goodbye is the only way.

有时候,除了说再见,无路可走。

11、Love, living things, is you let me know!

爱情,扯淡的东西,是你让我懂得

12、Feeble story, just making excuses.

苍白无力的`述说,只是在狡辩而已

13、Pale words who can see this person's bitter

苍白的文字有谁会看出这一个人的辛酸

14、When it has is lost, brave to give up.

当拥有已经是失去,就勇敢的放弃

15、Love is not looking for a person to live with but find a life he had no

爱情,不是找一个人一起生活,而是找一个没他就没生活的人

16、If I was brave outcome is not different

如果当时我勇敢,结局是不是不一样

17、you’re here there is nothing i fear

你就在我身旁,以至我全无畏惧

18、If does not love, why do not come loose.

如若不爱,何必不散。

19、When it has is lost, brave to give up.

当拥有已经是失去,就勇敢的放弃

20、I would like now to seriously indifferent room of wonderful.

我只想现在过得精彩,无所谓好坏。

21、If you don't travel around,you'd think this is the world.

如果你不走出去,你就会认为这就是世界。

22、Don't surrender to this dark woeld.

别向这个混蛋的世界投降。

23、I can not say I love you, I'm afraid you thought it was game

我不敢先说我爱你,我怕你以为这是场游戏

24、Often appear in dreams, wake up you should see him.

梦里常出现的人,醒来就应该去见他.

25、Very nice to me is a bit unhappy

我很好 就是有些不开心

26、Don't cross the bridge till you come to it.

既来之,则安之。

27、I am a little tempted, but so afraid to look in your eyes

我对你有一点动心,却如此害怕看你的眼睛

28、Be sure than I am happy only been made in vain I am embarrassed to exit

请一定要比我幸福 才不枉费我狼狈退出

29、Miss the songs have a one and alone with in

怀念曾经的老歌 一首一首与孤单同在

30、coming days would be long. After all do not grow, grey-haired.

来日方长、终究长不到白发苍苍。

英文唯美的句子2

1、只有天空没人抢得走,只要我能拾起天,它都一直陪着我!

Only the sky no one take, as long as I can pick up the day, it has been with me!

2、人生是一条没有回程的单行线,每个人都用自己的所有时光前行。

Life is a one-way street without a return trip, everyone uses their own time to move forward.

3、白白的过一天,无所事事,就像犯了窃盗罪一样。

White day, doing nothing, just as guilty of larceny.

4、女人吻男人是一种幸福,男人吻女人是一种口福。

A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, the man kissed woman is a kind of delicious food.

5、除了聪明没有别的财产的人,时间是唯一的资本。

Time is the only capital, in addition to the wise, who has no other property.

6、素色如锦。待到时光静好,与你相忘于天涯。

Plain such as jin. Until the time of quiet, and you forget in the world.

7、梦里繁花落尽,此情未央,此意难忘,弦虽断,曲犹扬。

Dream flowers fall, this is, this unforgettable memories, string is broken, Youyang.

8、说不出的委屈才叫委屈,哭到笑才叫痛。

Can not tell the wronged you wronged, cry to laugh is pain.

9、仇恨永远不能化解仇恨,只有慈悲才能化解仇恨,这是永恒的至理。

Hatred is never overcome hatred, only compassion can overcome hatred, this is an eternal truth.

10、有一种美丽叫曾经拥有,有一种美丽在爱过以后。

There is a kind of beauty that once owned, there is a kind of beauty in love after.

11、他已成为钱的附属物,一切要听它的支配。

He has become an adjunct to the money, all to listen to its domination.

12、这个初夏,演绎着悲欢离合。

This summer, the interpretation of grief at separation and joy in union.

13、其实爱美的人,只是与自己谈恋爱罢了。

In fact, the beauty of the people, but with their own love it.

14、多年离别后,抑或再相逢,相逢何所语?泪流默无声。

After many years of separation, or meet again, meet what language? Silent tears.

15、那些已流逝的岁月里,是我生命里最美的时光。

Those have passed years, is the most beautiful time in my life.

16、信心、毅力、勇气三者俱备,则天下没有做不成的事。

Confidence, perseverance and courage are all three, nothing is impossible.

17、在花丛中,不再胆怯的满天星,慢慢地抬起它们的头来。

In the flowers, no longer afraid of the stars, slowly lifted their heads to.

18、很黑的深夜,我突然想要学习,可是当我找到蜡烛的时候,天已经亮了。

It was dark at night, I suddenly wanted to learn, but when I found the candle, it was already light.

19、想完全了解一个男人,最好别做他的恋人,而做他的朋友。

Want to fully understand a man, it is best not to do his lover, but do his friends.

20、生命之灯因热情而点燃,生命之舟因拼搏而前行。

The lamp of life is lighted with passion, and the boat of life is moving forward.

21、一朝春去红颜老,花落人亡两不知。

Once the spring to Confidante old, flower falls news two know.