1.Penny, you’re an expert at trading sexual favors for material gain – walk him through this.佩妮，你在用肉体来交换物质这方面是专家-教教他。
2.Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.莱纳德，社交礼仪规定，如果朋友心情不好，你应该给他们倒杯热饮，比如茶。
3.Just keep in mind, if you ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.你只要记得只要你需要一位略显冷淡的第三好的朋友，我时刻准备着。
4.Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, 'do the dance with no pants.'普丽娅，如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经，用霍华德的话来说叫做“赤裸共舞”。
5.At one point, Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.拉吉在放雷鬼音乐，他妹妹还把鞋给脱了，简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期。
6.I’m Sheldon. For regular readers of the New England Journal of High Energy Physics, I need no introduction. If you’re not familiar with that publication, there’s a free copy in your goodie bag.我是谢尔顿。对于经常阅读《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说，我不需要介绍自己了。如果你不熟悉那本刊物，礼品袋里有免费样书赠送。
7.I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.我必须得离开，他们的玩乐方式有误。
8.Real chili doesn’t have beans in it. But you’re from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.地道的辣椒汤是没有豆子的，但由于你是来自异乡人，你的无知可以被谅解。
9.Howard, if I might interject here with a bit of friendly advice, is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean that someday you might not build a geegaw or thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech.霍华德，容我插句嘴给你一条友情建议，难道你的人生就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗？我知道你只是个工程师，但是这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的获奖演说里送你一句“感谢某人”呀。
10.“Not knowing is part of the fun?” Was that the motto of your community college?“不知道才有乐趣啊”这是你们社区大学的校训吗？
1.It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don’t you have access to women that will do it for money?看来要经历一段性关系还真是麻烦得要命。你就不能花钱找个妓女吗？
2.You accidently stare at a helium-argon laser, lose one turn and a retina.你一不小心直视氦氩激光，暂停一轮并失去一只眼睛的视网膜。
3.Stop it! Both of you! All this fighting. I might as well be back with my parents. "Damn it, George, I told you if you didn’t stop drinking I’d leave you!" "W’all I guess that makes you a liar cause I’m drunk as hell and you’re still here." "Stop yelling, you’re making Sheldon cry!" "I’ll tell you what’s making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him Sheldon."别吵了，你们两个！听你们吵个不停简直就跟我爸妈一样“该死的乔治，我说过你要是再不戒酒我就离开你！”“这只能说明你是个骗子，我已经醉成这样，你还没走。”“别嚷了，谢尔顿快被你弄哭了！”“告诉你谢尔顿为什么哭吧，因为我让你给他起了这个破名。”
4.I’ve heard that before. Then the next thing you know, I’m hiding in my bedroom blaring a Richard Feynman lecture while my Mom is shouting that Jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my Dad’s meatloaf. And my Dad’s on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.这话我听多了。但然后呢？接下来我躲在自己的卧室大声读着费曼（著名物理学家）的讲义，而我妈则在吼叫着说她即使在我爸的'烘肉卷里放上玻璃渣，上帝也会原谅她的。还有我爸，站在屋顶上，用我妈的富兰克林珍藏版碗碟玩双向飞碟射击。
5.You keep in mind that my sharply worded comments on Yelp.com recently took down a muffin store.记住我在Yelp.com那些关于一家本地松饼店言辞尖锐的评论。
6.Mister Spock did not pilot the Enterprise. He was a Science officer. And I guarantee you if he ever saw the Enterprise’s check engine light blinking, he would pull the ship over immediately.史波克不是企业号的驾驶员。他是科学家。还有我保证只要他看到企业号的检查引擎指示灯闪那么一下，他会下令靠边停。
7.According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk, you’ll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack, but appears to be well enough to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone.那位莫名暴躁的接待护士说，你排在那个声称自己有心脏病的男人后面，但在我看来，他健康的很，还能在他的iphone上玩涂鸦跳跃呢。
8.Now remember, you were given powerful pain medications and a muscle relaxer. So, uh, don’t operate heavy machinery. And try not to choke on your own drool.记住，你刚吃了强力止痛药还有肌肉松弛剂，所以千万别去操作重型机械。小心别让自己口水噎到窒息。
9.Why are you such a stupidhead? That is also rhetorical. Sorry you had to hear that.为什么你是个笨蛋？这也是个比喻。真抱歉你们不得不听到这些。
10.Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line, and if that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question.从生物学角度上说，霍华德想找最佳伴侣繁衍后代完全合情合理，但这种繁殖如果站在人类进化的角度来看又是完全不同的问题。
爱看美剧的你爱上了它的精彩剧情还是它的帅哥美女?看上了它能帮你提升英语还是瞄上了它能陪你打发无聊时光?不管你抱着怎样的心态来观看美剧，你都会被其中某些句子深深的.打动。
1.My brain in better than everybody's!
朕是全世界最聪明的人!《生活大爆炸》
2 你害我分心
You distract me. I've been distracted since the moment I met you. Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you.
你害我分心。从遇见你的那一刻起，你就让我分心。因为我的脑海里满满都是想吻你的冲动。《生活大爆炸》
3.恋爱中能得到多少其实全部取决于你付出了多少
I think you might find the support you're looking for, if you realize that realtionship are a give and take.
你要知道，你在一段恋爱中能得到多少其实全部取决于你付出了多少。《生活大爆炸》
4达到目标的最好办法
The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it.
达到目标的最好办法就是投入自己百分之百的时间和精力去完成它。《生活大爆炸》
5你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨
Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.
你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨在我破碎的心上胡乱地拍。《生活大爆炸》
6你上太空的时候
When you got to go space, it was hard for me. Because it made me realize they'll just send anyone up there.
你上太空的时候，我挺难受的。因为这让我意识到，只要是个人就能被太空总署送上去。《生活大爆炸》
7如果没有你这个朋友
If you weren't my friend, there'd be a hole in my life!
如果没有你这个朋友，我的人生会若有所失。《生活大爆炸》
8我要积极接受一切
From now on, I'm gonna say yes--yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life, whatever it maybe, the answer's going to be yes.
这从今天起，我要积极接受一切，接受爱，接受挑战，拥抱生活，不管什么事，我都会勇敢地去接受。《生活大爆炸》
9你得有壮士断腕的勇气结束感情
You have to have the courage to end the relationship. Break it off, shake hands, walk away.I know it's hard, honey, but that's how you grow.
你得有壮士断腕的勇气结束感情。分手止损、握手道别、甩手走人。我知道这很困难，但人都是这样成长的。
10一定要珍惜那些还你身边的亲朋好友
Just make sure, you know, you appreciate those who... who are still there for you.
你要记住，一定要珍惜那些还在你身边的亲朋好友。
