because of you， i believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!
also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics， shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!
psychological test: if you and the cowardrace， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
notice: aprilfool's day approaching， on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!
沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!
after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?
If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated
如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈
Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!
Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!
Psychological test: If you and the coward race， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep I really envy you know， Oh! Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated
如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈
Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!
Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!
Psychological test: If you and the coward race， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep I really envy you know， Oh! Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
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你在后面推;短信发两条，一条气你，一条哄你。可惜我现在没有钱，所以只能先发一条短信气气你了!哈哈，祝你愚人节快乐哦!
You push in the back; SMS two, a gas you, a coax you. But now I have no money, so only the first to send a text message gas you! Ha ha, I wish you a happy April Fool's day oh!
没有盘古开天地，猿类进化都没戏;没有甲骨做文具，历史也会没生气;没有黛玉和宝玉，红楼怎传几世纪?没有我给你发信息，谁知猪会看手机?
No Pan Gu created heaven and earth, apes are gone; no bones do stationery, history will not angry; no Dai Yuhe Bao Yu, red how several century? Didn't I send you the information, who knows the pig can see mobile phone?
狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排：大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦!你肉多，出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!
Wolf pig chaos, a mother pig arrangement: the big pig door! Two pigs to window! When he saw the pig, pig mama was aggravated, shouted: "old, do not see a message! You meat, the wolf drive out. Happy April Fool's Day!
金灿灿的，是阳光;红彤彤的.，是灯笼;香喷喷的，是米饭;热腾腾的，是火锅;火辣辣的，是烈酒;麻酥酥的，是你hellip又触电了吧，早就你别看短信的!
The golden sunshine, is red, is; lanterns; fragrant, is Steamed Rice; hot, is hot, Hot pot; spirits; the exciting moment, is your hellip and get an electric shock, had you don't see a message!
你有天使般容颜，魔鬼般身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么完美无暇。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好不好?同事愚人节快乐。
You have a angel face, the devil figure, even you fart posture is so perfect. In a public occasion, control the tempo? Happy colleagues April Fool's day.
接下来就是见证奇迹的时刻，按一下下翻键，你会微笑;按两下你会傻笑;按三下你会开心大笑;按四下，恭喜同事你，一个傻瓜诞生了!
The next step is to witness the miracle of the moment, click next turn key, you will smile; by two, you'll giggle; by three, you will laugh; by four, congratulations on your colleagues, a fool born!
情人节似乎看透了人们的心思，跌进了我们的生活里，为我们歌咏爱情、渴求爱情、追求爱情找到一个合理的理由进行喧泄。下面是关于情人节唯美英文句子的内容，欢迎阅读！
情人节唯美英文句子1
1、Beauty is to fight for rather than to wait for.
只有拼出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌。
2、Life never gets easier, we just get stronger.
生活从未变得容易，只不过是我们变得更加坚强。
3、Love makes us forget time, time makes us forget love.
爱情使人忘记时间，时间也使人忘记爱情。
4、You don’t need strength to let go of something. What you really need is understanding.
放弃并不需要花费多大的力气，你真正需要的是把事情看通透了。
5、Speak up, be heard. If you don’t say a word, everything will stay the same way.
发出你的声音，让人听到。如果你什么都不说，一切就会一直老样子。
6、The most beautiful thing in life is that someone smiles because of you.
生活中最美好的一件事情是，因为你，某个人脸上洋溢着微笑。
7、Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
有时候，那情那境成了追忆，才会意识到它的珍贵。
8、To focus on enjoying what they already have instead of wasting time focusing on what they don’t have.
专注于享受已经拥有的东西，而不是浪费时间关注自己没有的东西。
9、A life, a fulfilling life, a rich life includes ups and downs, includes pain and getting up again, includes failure and getting up again.
生活，令人满意的生活，丰富的生活包括了起起落落，包括了痛苦和再次振作，包括了失败和再次奋斗。
10、The women without charm regard men as playboys, and the men lacking competence find women materialistic.
女人没魅力才觉得男人花心，男人没实力才觉得女人现实。
11、Change is always life course, matured is life’s elective course.
变老是人生的必修课，变成熟是人生的选修课。
12、Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule. But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.
为了你在自己的日程安排里挤出时间的人值得尊重，但只要你需要就陪着你，看都不看日程安排的人更值得你去爱。
13、A person starts dying when they start living.
一个人要是只为了活着，这个人就开始死去。
14、When you are single all you see is happy couples and when you are in a relationship all you see is happy single people.
当你单身的时候，你眼里看到的都是一对对幸福的情侣;当你恋爱的时候，你看到的都是快乐的单身族。
15、Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
如果另外一个人的幸福，是你幸福的根本所在，那就是爱。
16、Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
不要为过往而哭泣，过去的让它都过去吧。不要幻想未来，未来虚无缥缈。活在当下，活得漂亮!
17、If you keep a window to the past open too long, the present can start to get a little chilly.
如果回首往昔的记忆之窗开的时间太长，寒意就会开始侵袭现在的时光。
18、Stop searching forever, happiness is right next to you.
不要永无止境地寻寻觅觅了，幸福近在咫尺。
19、No measure of time with you will be long enough, but let’s start with forever.
天长地久有时尽，此爱绵绵无绝期。
20、Love the wrong man, every day is April fool’s day; Love the right people, every day is valentine’s day.
爱错了人，每天都是愚人节;爱对了人，每天都是情人节。
情人节唯美英文句子2
1、你是我生命的全部。请说你愿意。情人节快乐，我亲爱的。
You are all of my life. Please say you will. Happy valentine's day, my dear.
2、我俩的爱，一年比一年更坚定。亲爱的，情人节快乐。
Our love, stronger every year. Dear, happy valentine's day.
3、愿情人节带给我们丘比特之爱和暖融融的浪漫。情人节快乐！
May bring us Cupid's valentine's day love and warmth of romance. Happy valentine's day!
4、我爱月，爱它纯，爱它明，爱它圆。我爱你，爱你真，爱你善，爱你美。
I love, love it pure, love it Ming, love it round. I love you, love you, really good love you, love you.
5、真诚之中，与你相识相知，灵犀之间，与你朝夕相伴。情人节快乐！
Acquainted with you sincerely, and between a tacit, accompany with you daily. Happy valentine's day!
6、你永远在那里等待着我，而我也将永远在那里守候着你。情人节愉快。
You will always be there waiting for me, and I will always be there for you. Happy valentine's day.
7、七夕！牛郎织女相会的日子，我是多么盼望偶迹出现呀！情人节快乐。
Chinese valentine's day! Vega meet day, how I hope I mark appear! Happy valentine's day.
8、在一起的日子很平淡，似乎波澜不惊，只是，这种平凡的日子是最浪漫的，对吗？
Together of day is very dull, seems to be modest, just, the ordinary day is the most romantic, right?
9、喜欢你也许是我错了，爱上你我真的变了许多！傻瓜，我爱你！情人节快乐！
Like you maybe I am wrong, fall in love with you I really changed a lot! A fool, I love you! Happy valentine's day!
10、在工作中有你的关心和问候，在同行的路上有你祝福和微笑，我感激：红尘中有你同行。
Have your concern and greetings, at work in the way of peers is your wishes and smile, I appreciate: in the world of mortals have you.
11、你我好比两个半圆球，拼到一起就是一个整体，感情就是粘合剂，感情越深粘的越牢！
I like two and a half sphere, you spell together is a whole, affection is adhesive, sticky and stronger the more deep feelings!
12、请珍惜你拥有的每一个偶然，抓住属于你的每一个瞬间！我永远属于你！想念你我的爱！
Please cherish every chance you have, seize belong to you every moment! I belong to you forever! Miss you my love!
13、我之所以活到现在的全部意义，是为了此刻能对你说，我爱你，我会在你身后永远守护你。
The reason I live to the whole meaning of now, for this moment to say to you, I love you, I'll behind you to guard you forever.
14、真正的爱情必定孕育着苦难，只有在苦难中才能挖掘出莫大的喜悦。你是我的唯一。情人节快乐！
True love will surely gestates suffering, only to dig out in great joy. You are my one and only. Happy valentine's day!
15、你的.眼睛眨一下，我就死过去了，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活过来了，你的眼睛眨来眨去，我就死去活来。
Blink your eyes, I will die, your eyes blink again, I am alive, your eyes blink to blink, I die again and again.
16、谁对你的感情能像我这么固若金汤，像我这么坚若城堡啊？我对你就像对人民币那样的追求永无止境！
Who feelings for you can like me so, as I so strong castle? I like yuan for the pursuit of endless for you!
17、因为有你，世界变得美丽；因为有你，生活有了意义；因为有你，一切都是甜蜜。宝贝，情人节快乐！
The world is beautiful because of you; Because of you, life has meaning; Because of you, everything is sweet. Happy valentine's day, baby!
18、我没有多的言语，只有一句话要告诉你：和你在一起，你是一切！没有你在身边，一切是你！情人节快乐！
I have no more words, only thing to say: with you, you are everything! Without you around, everything is you! Happy valentine's day!
19、如果你要过一个孤独的情人节，不要难过！那个能给你带来快乐的人很快会涌现在你身边，相信我！
If you are going to have a lonely valentine's day, don't be sad! The person who can bring happiness to you will soon emerge in your side, believe me!
20、真希望小路没有尽头，就这样手拉手一直走下去，让我们共同走完以后生命的每一个情人节，祝节日快乐！
Wish path without end, just been going hand in hand, life together, let us go after every valentine's day, I wish a happy holiday!
21、一吻送你玫瑰花。二吻给你我的家。三吻蜜月去爪洼，我是爱情大傻瓜，爱你永远不变卦！情人节快乐！
A kiss to send you a rose. The second kiss to you my home. Three kisses honeymoon to Java, I am a love fool, love you never change! Happy valentine's day!
22、永不褪色的是对你默默的关怀，永不停息的是对你无尽的思念，永不改变的是对你深深的爱恋。情人节快乐！
Never fade is care for you silently, never-ending is endless longing for you, it will never change is a deep affection for you. Happy valentine's day!
23、我已病入膏肓：眼睛只能看到你的身影；耳朵只能听得你的声音；记忆的是有关你的事；心中塞满了你的名字。
I have been ill: eyes can only see your shadow; The ear can only hear your voice; The memory about you; Heart filled with your name.
24、你问雄癞蛤蟆什么最美，他的回答一定是雌癞蛤蟆。情人眼里出西施，有了你，给我西施我也不要！
You ask what is the most beautiful male toads, his answer must be a female toad. Beauty lies in lover's eyes, with you, give me beauty I also don't!
25、想你在每个有星星的夜晚；念你在每一刻欢乐的时光；盼你在每一次想你的瞬间！爱你在每一秒呼吸的隙。
Miss you in every night of the stars; Read you in every moment of joy; Looking forward to you in every moment of miss you! Love you in every second breath of gap.
26、情这一刻，有我最深的思念，让云捎去满心的祝福，点缀你甜蜜的梦，愿你拥有一个幸福快乐的情人节。
Feeling at this moment, I have the deepest yearning, let cloud wisher to bless with full intention, embellish your sweet dream, wish you have a happy happy valentine's day.
27、爱上你是我今生最大的幸福，想你是我最甜蜜的痛苦，和你在一起是我的骄傲，没有你的我就像一只迷失了航线的船。
Fall in love with you is I this life the biggest happiness, you are my sweetest pain, and you together is my pride, I without you is like a lost ship routes.
28、如果可以的话，我愿意用生命中的每一分每一秒陪着你，可是，现在我能做的，只是每一分每一秒想着你，情人节快乐！
If you can, I would like to use life each points every second with you, but now I can do, just think of you every minute and seconds, the valentine day is joyful!
29、爱你就是这么莫名其妙，就是这么义无返顾，我知道我不会是你今生的唯一，但你却是我一生的最爱！祝你情人节快乐！
Love you is so puzzling, is so they threw, I know I won't be you this life only, but you are the love of my life! I wish you a happy valentine's day!
30、我从灵魂深处爱你，我愿意把生命交给你，由你接受多少就多少，当初是这样，现在也决不变更，情人节快乐！
I love you from the depths of the soul, I am willing to give life to you, by how much you accept what they were like, now also will never change, the valentine day is joyful!
31、情人的思念总是湿润而温暖，坚韧得可以穿越光年！哪怕你在银河的彼端，我也会召集所有的雀鸟，为爱铺平找你的道路！
Lover's thoughts always wet and warm, tough enough to cross the light! Even if you are in the Milky Way, oh, I will also call all the birds, to pave the way for your love!
32、季节匆匆地走过，岁月带来了变化，却为什么总抚不去对你的思念。一颗久久悬着的心，总在怀念你，祝您情人节过得愉快！
Season hurried by, time brings changes, but why always don't go to your thoughts. A long hanging heart, always miss you, I wish you have a nice valentine's day!
