01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died?
He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and
mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
他的小说里有很多幽默风趣的片断。
2. The little play was sprinkled with humor and local idiom. 这个短剧很幽默风趣，用了本地方言。
3. To keep strict teaching attitude, maintaining humorous teaching style
教学态度严谨并保持幽默风趣的课堂风格。
4. How to tell funny jokes
如何表现幽默风趣
5. I never lost my head but I think I will just go home now
你以为我幽默风趣其实我乏味孤僻你以为我温柔多情其实我粗暴无理
6. My host family , like other Americans , were so humorous that they often made fun of themselves
我住的那家人像其他美国人一样，幽默风趣，常拿自己开玩笑。
7. The pig year and the knife - shape currency are part of the Chinese culture. A humor work with deep meanings
“猪年” 、刀币，都是中国的文化，作品幽默风趣，寓意深刻。
9. Therefore, it has many rhetoric functions: being humorous,
sarcastic and euphemistic, mediating conflict and enlightening imagination
英语歧义具有幽默风趣、辛辣讽刺、委婉含蓄、调和冲突、启发想像等多种修辞功能。
10. Cleverness, like the dog, good - hearted, like music, like the delicacies , the humor and wit , act towards people kind , value the friend ! Can’t cheat me
聪明,喜欢狗,有爱心,喜欢音乐,喜欢美食,幽默风趣,待人和蔼,重视朋友!不能骗我
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2)Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3)Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Lovetheneighbor.Butdon?tgetcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5)Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。
6)Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)Thewisenevermarry,Andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8)Successisarelativeterm.Itbringssomanyrelatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Neverputofftheworktilltomorrowwhatyoucanputofftoday.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10)Loveisphotogenic.Itneedsdarknesstodevelop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
11)Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
12)"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep."
现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
14)"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"
"努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"
"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。
16)Godmaderelatives;ThankGodwecanchooseourfriends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)Whentwo?scompany,three?stheresult!两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
18)Adressislikeabarbedfence.Itprotectsthepremiseswithoutrestrictingtheview.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
