2、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
3、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
5、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk "“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去。
7、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
9、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
无论是在面试还是学校里，生活中，幽默的
1、幽默英语翻译自我介绍
Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book.
Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
2、幽默英语翻译自我介绍
Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work.
As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!
3、大一新生英语自我介绍
Good morning !It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
4、幽默面试英语自我介绍
Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly.I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.
I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
5、幽默英语翻译自我介绍
Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.
6、初一英语自我介绍
Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.
7、职场上的第一次见面
Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.
8、幽默英语翻译自我介绍
Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my age,but that's a secret.Allright,i'm xx(your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are xx xx xx. Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!
趣味学英语，谜语猜一猜。下面是带翻译的搞笑英语谜语，希望大家会喜欢。
1．what man cannot live in a house?
什么人不能住在房子里?
Key： snowman（雪人）
2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?
什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?
Key： dictionary （字典）
3．What question can you never answer "Yes" to?
什么问题你永远也不能回答"是"
Key： Are you dead?（你死了吗?）
4、You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?
你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?
Key： book（书）
5、A mouse has a large pocket． What is it?
一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?
Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠）
6、It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel?
它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。
Key： a car（汽车）
延伸阅读：浅论英语谜语
谜语是指一个比较难以理解的问题,一般都有让人意想不到的答案,通常被当作人与人之间交流的一种游戏(牛津高阶英汉词典,2004:1395)。因为里面包括一个谜面,所以理解起来比较困难。而它也与一般的意象图式具有很大不同。你既可以回答谜语,也可以解开谜语。有时一个谜语会有两个以上的答案或者解法。
英语谜语的一般结构。
一个英语谜语通常由一个谜面和一个谜底组成。用公式表示如下:
riddle=question/problem+answer/solution(谜语=谜面+谜底)
英语谜语的一般规则,歧义,如果一个单词或者句子能够被从两个及以上的角度理解或者解释,那么它就具有歧义(Fromkin & Rodman,1983:169)。歧义可以分为词义、结构、语音、语用等四个方面。以下是一些关于歧义的例子。
词义歧义
He is calculating.
She cannot bear children.
We’ll be at the bank for some time.
David has plans to leave.
The boy is drawing a cart.
The girl found a book on Main Street.
结构歧义
The English history teacher is having her tea.
They are moving sidewalks.
Peter likes Mary more than Mike.
Please make her dress fast
Lily and Joe or Bill frightened the sheepdog.
He is a short story writer.
语音歧义
Seven days without water make one /wi:k/.
We need some more convincing evidence.
That’s not the one he wants. (?)
语用歧义
The cage is unlocked.
My car has a flat tire.
That’s not a good idea.
创造性思维
创造力是指想象或者发明出新的事物的能力。创造力同样也是一种态度:接受改变和新事物的态度;愿意琢磨新的点子和可能性的态度;对待未来持有的灵活的态度:即享受现有的,并想办法去改进。
在正规教育中,批判性思维一直被提倡,它强调分析的技巧性——?教给学生怎样理解要求,思维要跟上或者自己创造一个论证逻辑,找出答案,去除不正确的解决方式而着重于正确的解决方式。然而,除此之外,还有另外一种思维方式,那就是探索一些想法,产生不同的可能性,从而寻求不止一种答案。
在解谜的过程中,上述两种思维方式对我们都很重要。首先,我们必须分析问题;然后,考虑可能的解决方案;然后选择并实施最佳的方案;最后,我们必须对这个方案的有效性做出评估。这个过程就是批判性思维和创造性思维交替出现的过程。在实践中,两种思维方式一起发挥作用,密不可分。请看下面的谜语。
想象以下成对阿拉伯数字之间的对话。
0—8;0—10;0—101;6—9;7—2;1—3;3—8;8—3
想象以下成对汉字之间的对话。
熊—能;掰—分;兵—丘;丑—妞;王—皇;果—裸;巾—币;臣—巨;
自—目;晶—品;茜—晒;个—人;占—点;日—曰;办—为;叉—又
意象图式
图像是特定呈现经验的心理表征。我们的知识世界在记忆中按照一定的.惯例组织并呈现,这就是模式。意象图式是每个人从与世界的日常互动中派生出的简单而基本的认知结构(Ungerer & Schmid,1996:160)。一个意象图式是一个循环提供对不同经验有组织地理解的心理模式,同时也作为源域提供对其它经验的理解。源域是一个与目的域对应的概念。意象图式也可以叫做“理想化认知模型”(Idealized Cognitive Models),它指的是在我们创作或解释文字的过程中,把自身掌握的知识背景理想化地推断为其他人也都掌握了。请看以下例子,结合意象图式理论,思考斜体部分指的是什么。
When Bill saw John kissing Cathy, he punched him.
George tried to make toast in the broiler but he burnt it.
George tried to make toast in the broiler but he broke it.
The city council refused the woman a parade permit because they feared violence.
The city council refused the woman a parade permit because they advocated violence.
Michael ordered a hamburger from the waiter. He brought it to him quickly.
The plane was late, the hotel wasn’t fully built, and there were crowds everywhere she went. I think it really disappointed her.
英语是一门国际通用的语言,在世界范围内使用地域最广,使用国家最多。中国的英语学习热潮自改革开放以后日渐高涨。英语谜语的历史悠久,内容丰富,形式多样。它不仅给人以文字上的美感,还充满机智诙谐,体现认知思维的魅力。作为英语学习者,只有掌握了英语的谜语,才算是学到了地道的英语,才能流畅地与人交流,而不是只会应试,纸上谈兵。本文从英语谜语的定义、结构、原则及认知模式等方面结合例子做出分析,以帮助英语学习者系统地了解英语谜语,从而更好地掌握与运用这门语言。
